I know nothing, don't know much
I think my education's gone out to lunch
I can't remember, I cannot think
What is the difference between iron and zinc

I can listen, I can speak
But my conversational skills are gobblety geek
I know Harold in ten sixty six
Got shot in the eye with a long pointy stick

Revolutions and world war two is it true what they say
That Charles De Gaulle was a hero and Churchill's a Nero
I threw that away

I get up when I like
Wear anything I like
Don't keep up with the cool
I make up my own rules

Don't have to eat my greens
Or keep my bedroom extra tidy
'Cause nobody is around to tell me off
Now I can lounge about in my house 'cause lounging about is good

I know all I need to know
Why talk sahili if it's where I won't go
Latin is clever and sexy is French
Sprechen Sie Deutsch would hardly make sense

Inquisitions and missionaries seem fairly bizarre
Do I follow commandments from moses or petals off roses
I am the czar

I get up when I like
Wear anything I like
Don't keep up with the cool
I make up my own rules

Don't have to eat my greens
Or keep my bedroom extra tidy
'Cause nobody is around to tell me off
I can lounge about in my house 'cause lounging about is good

Revolutions and world war two is it true what they say
That Charles De Gaulle was a hero and Churchill's a Nero
I threw that away

I get up when I like
Wear anything I like
Don't keep up with the cool
I make up my own rules

Don't have to eat my greens
Or keep my bedroom extra tidy
'Cause nobody is around to tell me off

I get up when I like
Wear anything I like
Don't keep up with the cool
I make up my own rules

Don't have to eat my greens
Or keep my bedroom extra tidy
'Cause nobody is around to tell me off

L-l-lounge