Tell me, what do you think of Mista Quik?
What do you mean?
You know, would you like
Think of someone you might wanna ***k?
Yes

It's like, ahh, how you like me now?
Mista Quik up in yo *** like a dog of puppy chow
'Cuz I'm diggy-diggin' the guts out
Then I'm takin' my nuts out
Rinsin' ‘em off, then I'm moppin' out
So you tend to think I'm 5'11 but I'm six feet tall
With enough **** to have you climbin' up the wall
One nuts, two nuts, three un four

Then I wake up in the morning and I bust two more
'Cuz that's the freak in me, and yes, I'm very doggy
Playin' with your coochie till it's nice and soggy
Saddle up the horsy then I ride west to north, east and south
And then I put it in your mouth and shoot a missile
Right up where you whistle, kiss it, lick it
Hoochie mama you know where to stick it
'Cuz if I couldn't ***k you wouldn't be in bed

Bittin' on my pillows and bumpin' yo head
Because, I got the **** you want to know betta
I've got the nuts that swang togetha
So here's a promise from me to you
If you ever want to get the bone up and do the grown up
Then we can handle this, baby, just don't get loud
'Cuz I'ma cover up your mouth *****, while I'm diggin' u out

Dig, diggie, dig, diggie, diggie, dig, dig, diggie, dig, dig, dig it out
Fade that monkey till it's funky
(Yes)
Dig, diggie, dig, diggie, diggie, dig, dig, diggie, dig, dig, dig it out
Slangin' this **** like dope
(While I'm diggin' u out)

Dig, diggie, dig, diggie, diggie, dig, dig, diggie, dig, dig, dig it out
Fade that money till it's funky
(Yes)
Dig, diggie, dig, diggie, diggie, dig, dig, diggie, dig, dig, dig it out
Yo D, Hi-C all up in that ****

Now I'm wearin' more caps that the ***kin' Mad Hatter
Makin' hoes know whether thin or fatter
And if you don't believe me then it really don't matter
'Cuz diggin' it, pullin' it, yankin' it, bringin' the damage to your blader
And I'm knowin', you knew they job was dangerous when you took it
You played your ***** like bait and let me hook it

So remove your dentures
And, by, plus it's not just a job it's adventure
Duke shoot brown or vanilla mellow yellow
Color don't matter 'cuz I'm not a choosy fellow
As long as I got me a hat, girl
I can introduce my dog to your cat
'Cuz ***kin' is the way of life, my favorite p*** time

And I get's happy when I see a panty line
So if I slap that ***, baby doll, don't trip
Just grab yourself a gl*** full of my **** and take a sip
'Cuz God don't make no junk
And he took his time when he shaped your trunk
***** made *****s like me, so baby, doubt
Let me prove that I'm servin' my purpose, diggin' u out

Dig, diggie, dig, diggie, diggie, dig, dig, diggie, dig, dig, dig it out
Fade that monkey till it's funky
(Yes)
Dig, diggie, dig, diggie, diggie, dig, dig, diggie, dig, dig, dig it out
Slangin' this **** like dope
(While I'm diggin' u out)

Dig, diggie, dig, diggie, diggie, dig, dig, diggie, dig, dig, dig it out
Fade that monkey till it's funky
(Yes)
Dig, diggie, dig, diggie, diggie, dig, dig, diggie
Break, break, break it out
Break it down
(Break it down)

Tell me, is this the **** that makes you scream in pain?
Is this the **** that makes you scream my name?
Is this the **** that you brag about?
Is this the **** you wanna carry in ya mouth?
Little Mista Quiksta, baby, don't knock it
I might be slim but I got a big ****
And if it's worth my while, to naked booty style
Then I'ma put on my uniform and give you service with a smile

Do it till ya satisfied
The freak is into me and if you quiet, then I know you wanna try it
So go on and unbutton blouse
'Cuz I gotta let you know that DJ Quik is in the mutha***kin' house
Givin' ya **** all day but you gotta understand
I can be your ***** but I'm not your man
As long as it's understood I can keep the **** good
Without a doubt while I'm diggin' u out

Dig, diggie, dig, diggie, diggie, dig, dig, diggie, dig, dig, dig it out
Fade that monkey till it's funky
(Yes)
Dig, diggie, dig, diggie, diggie, dig, dig, diggie, dig, dig, dig it out
Slangin' this **** like dope
(While I'm diggin' u out)

Dig, diggie, dig, diggie, diggie, dig, dig, diggie, dig, dig, dig it out
Fade that monkey till it's funky
(Yes)
Dig, diggie, dig, diggie, diggie, dig, dig, diggie, dig, dig, dig it out
DJ Quik is in the mutha***kin' house