Listen homeboys, don't mean to bust your bubble
But girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble
So next time a girl gives you the play
Just remember my rhymes and get the hell away

Just last week when I was walking down the street
I observed this lovely lady that I wanted to meet
I walked up to her I said 'hello', she said
'Hey, you're kind of cute', I said, 'Yes, I know'
But by the way, sweetheart, what's your name
She said, 'My friends like to call me exotic Elaine'
I said my name is The Prince and she said why
I said, 'Well, I don't know, I'm just the hell of a guy
But enough about me yo, let's talk about you
And all the wonderful things that you and I can do'

I popped some cash in a little bit of time
I showed some cash, then the girl was mine
I took her over town, I wined her and dined her
She ask me did I like her, I said well, kinda
All of a sudden she jumped out her seat
Snatched me up by my wrist and took me out in the street
She started grabbin' all over me, kissin' and huggin'
So I shoved her away, I said, 'You better stop buggin''

She got mad, looked me dead in my face
Threw her hands in the air and yelled out '****'
I got scared when she started to yell
So I handed her my wallet and ran like hell
I was duckin' through alleys, right and left
But when the cops caught up, almost b*** ** to death
I was arrested charged with agrivated ***ault
But it wasn't my fault

And nevertheless, don't mean to bust your bubble
But girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble
So next time a girl gives you the play
Just remember my rhymes and get the hell away

I was in a bar one Friday night, coolin', watchin' a Mike Tyson fight
I was maxin' and relaxin' sippin' on Tequila
When this girl walked up, she said, 'Hi, my name is Sheila'
I responded by saying hello
She paid for my drink and then said, 'Let's go'
20 minutes later, things were starting to cook
As we pulled up into her house, I said I'm with you, toots

The music was soft and there was wine in the gl***es
She started winkin' and makin' little p***es at me
She pat me close that's when she got bold
She started feelin' up my back, I said, 'Oh, your hands are cold'
We went to her bedroom thinkin' of one thing
Took the phone off the hook to avoid the annoyin' ring
I caressed her body, then I kissed her cheek
And that's when I observed those satin bed sheets

I felt that it was time for me to make my move
I thought I better hurry up before I busted a groove
I leaned down to kiss her but then out of the blue
A door slammed and a voice said, 'Baby, where are you'
Her boyfriend busted in, he grinned an evil grin
And said, 'Boy, I'ma tear your butt limb from limb'
I was scared as hell, where was I supposed to go
I just yelled Geronimo, jumped out the window

Just my luck, we were in a snow storm
I mean, all I had was my underwear on to keep my warm
And to top the night off, had to break in my place
Because my keys were in my pants back on Sheila's book case
I was done, sneezin' and coughin'
I hope this doesn't happen too often

But nevertheless, don't mean to bust your bubble
But girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble
So next time a girl gives you the play
Just remember my rhymes and get the hell away

Yo man, you think they see your point
I don't know, I don't think they really do
I think you should give 'em another example
Ah, give me a scratch, let's make it funky right here

I got a ring on my phone, May 5th, last year
It was my girlfriend Betty, I said, 'Hello, dear'
I was just about to call you
I got a couple tickets to the Run DMC concert
It's six o'clock now, at eight will you be ready
Aight fine, see you then Betty

I combed my hair washed and brushed my teeth
Got funky fresh, dressed in my Le Coq Sportif
Got to Betty's at eight, I was ready to jet
Until Betty's mom said, 'Betty's not ready yet'
I sat there for at least an hour

It was ten after nine before she got in the shower
9:35 she comes downstairs
And said I need a little longer to finish my hair
At ten o'clock we had then missed the show
She comes downstairs and says, 'Let's go'
Go where, go to sleep, I'm gone
I was steamin' like a demon as I drove home

But it just goes to show not trying to bust your bubble
But girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble
So next time a girl gives you the play
Just remember my rhyme, just remember my rhymes
Take heed to my rhymes and get the hell away

Man, first your parents just don't understand
I know very well
Then you having these crazy nightmares
Oh, why me man why me
What's next
Now these girls, man, you know how it is
Can't live wit 'em, can't live without 'em