Hollywood, California
City of smoke and mirrors and ********
City will chew you up man

True Hollywood story
Paparazzi all up in this *****
True Hollywood story
TMZ on the ***kin' scene

True Hollywood story
Man, everyone out here is full of ****
True Hollywood story
Never got his star on the boulevard

Everybody love Raymond but no one love me
I'm a washed up VJ roamin' the streets
I'm holdin' my meat
'Cause ain't no hoes ever recognizin' me
I'm finished

Popeye without the spinach
Career over, it's ridiculous
I wish I had a fine lady
But I can't afford a Merce-a-dees

I ain't got a job
Been dressed for less
Shoppin' Ross, dawg
My agent don't call me back, ever
Since I been smokin' crack

Dag nab it
I reinvented myself as Dirt Nasty
'Cause I'm the worst at actin'
Try rappin', let's see what happens, baby

True Hollywood story
Another washed up kid on the Sunset Strip
True Hollywood story
Never got his star on the boulevard

True Hollywood story
Another washed up kid on the Sunset Strip
True Hollywood story
Never got his star on the boulevard

I get dissed at the club
I'm so D-List, no more ***kin' love
My future used to look bright
Now it look like **** with speed in the pipe

I sold my Viper
For weed money and a ***kin' lighter
I used to wake up with hotties
Nowadays, I wake up with zombies

Anthony Michael Hall
Kirk Cameron, I need to talk to y'all
I walk to the mall
In a Scary Movie shirt, my ****, my balls

Borrow money from my mother
'Cause my career is in the ***kin' gutter
I'm just another
True Hollywood story, mother***ker

True Hollywood story
Another washed up kid on the Sunset Strip
True Hollywood story
Never got his star on the boulevard

True Hollywood story
Another washed up kid on the Sunset Strip
True Hollywood story
Never got his star on the boulevard

Put a bullet in my head
But this ain't no ******** movie set
My life's a mess
Can't afford good Kush, gotta smoke the stress

I hit rock bottom
Tabasco sauce in my Top Ramen
Game over, partner
My life's over, like La Bamba

True Hollywood story
Another washed up kid on the Sunset Strip
True Hollywood story
Never got his star on the boulevard

True Hollywood story
Another washed up kid on the Sunset Strip
True Hollywood story
Never got his star on the boulevard