Hey yo, Mickey, I'm gorgeous
Come around the corner in the bright orange Porsche
Born to Mack
Thank the Lord for abortion clinics and smack

Ask ya mom who ***ked her best
And if she don't say me I'll cut off my ****
Hey dirt, how many *****es you ***ked?
A hundred and one Dalmatians

Ever get down with a transves***e?
Yeah, reach around in da middle of the night
High top sneakers and a white fur coat
I ***k more little boys than Jacko and the pope

Cold as ice, boned you twice
To give you a number that wasn't even mine
I shine like diamonds in da mine
Yo dirt, w***up? Is my hair on right?

I'm too ***y for my self
I'm too ***y for my own health
I'm too ***y for the boys in blue
I'm too ***y for the girls at school

I'm too ***y for the VIP
I'm too ***y for you to get with me
I'm too ***y for the movie screen
I'm so ***y just shoot me please

I'm so hot my **** need a fan
So I don't get third degree burns on my ***
Homie, I should win a gold trophy
For all the hoes that I boned in the OC

Fortunately for me, dirt nasty got
A team of pre teen **** fiends
It seems, like a wet dream, pinch me
Am I'm really ***kin' three freaks?

What the deal wit ya *****, she squeal like a pig
Then after she ***, happy meal for the kid
*****, what you know about me?
I heard you were a player
Blah, blah, blah, eat my meat

Mickey got more freak tales than Tycha
And if ya don't believe me ask ya mama
Don't bother me while I talk to ya feet
'Cause you givin' me that look like, ***k me please

I'm too ***y for my self
I'm too ***y for my own health
I'm too ***y for the boys in blue
I'm too ***y for the girls at school

I'm too ***y for the VIP
I'm too ***y for you to get with me
I'm too ***y for the movie screen
I'm so ***y just shoot me please