I fell in love with a gangsta *****
A Chola chick that'll shank yo ****
***** from the other side of town
I live in the hills, she's from South Central

And she got a tattoo on her neck
Of Lady Guadalupe holdin' her ***s
I met her up at the Del Taco
I said, 'You hella fine', She said, 'You el Guapo'

She was like, 'I don't date crackers or actors'
Matter of fact, I'm a rapper
I thought she'd never get with me
But she saw me on 'Cribs' rappin' with Mickey

I put a hickey on her ***ties
Now her cousin Smokey wants to kill me
At the barbeque I stood out
I was the only woo**ecker in the mother ***kin' crowd

Cracker *** fantastic, that's me
Cracker *** fantastic, Dirt Nasty
Cracker *** fantastic, that's me
Cracker *** fantastic, word hit the street

So I slap boxed her cousin
At the Jack in the Box by the Inglewood Forum
Straight got my *** beat
But I still hit them *** cheeks, uh

She taught me how to load the Glock
And she taught me how to fold my socks
So I taught her how to hold my ****
And I told her, you could quit your job at Ross, baby

'Cause now you with the number one ******
No more Doritos or frozen burritos
Have you ever been to Fred Segel's?
Thirty dollar salad with a bottle of vino

You could play with my **** under the table
I got the tip covered, thank you
Dirt Nasty's El Fuego
That means I'm on fire, baby, like Waco

Cracker *** fantastic, that's me
Cracker *** fantastic, Dirt Nasty
Cracker *** fantastic, that's me
Cracker *** fantastic, word hit the street

I think I hear wedding bells
And I don't give a ***k that a fish taco smells
She stole a Chavelle
That's what she told me when she wrote me from jail

She Oakland as hell
Raiders hat to the back, Gold Gazelles
Centerfold, Lowrider mag
Other crackers jack it to picture of her ***

She thinks I'm a ***hole
'Cause I can't eat her out without using Tabasco
Mommy looked saucy in a poncho
When she dumped my *** at the Pomona car show

Cracker *** fantastic, that's me
Cracker *** fantastic, Dirt Nasty
Cracker *** fantastic, that's me
Cracker *** fantastic, word hit the street