Yeah, Dirt Nasty, mother***kers
Check this **** out, it's like this, yo

First of all, my **** is small
Three inches hard, two little balls
When the lights are out I stick it in her mouth
She says I don't smoke Virginia slims

I wear a rubber if it fits
But they don't make ******s for baby ****s
Maybe it's time to buy the pump
But every time I stick my **** in I ***

And my last girlfriend was a stripper
***** had beef curtains
Like throwin' a hot-dog down a hallway
If you want it all day don't call me

But you can call me itty bitty swizzle stick
Even Mini Me started laughin' at my little ****
Please Lord, tell me if you listenin'
I'm tired of havin' stage fright in the men's urinal

Baby ****
Itty bitty, baby ****
Baby ****
Baby, baby, baby ****

Baby ****
Itty bitty, baby ****
He got a baby ****

Baby ****
Itty bitty, baby ****
Baby ****
Baby, baby, baby ****

Baby ****
Itty bitty, baby ****
He got a baby ****

What's worse? My pop's got a purse
He a fat tranny work at Circus Circus
And my mom is bonin' tom
That dude from myspace.com

And my little sis got a bigger ****
Than me, dad and uncle Rick
***kin' *****, I wanna beat her down
But she's six foot three, two hundred pounds

Damn granny lost it
When gran**a came out of the closet
My balls itch from the crabs I got
I was sleepin' with a crackhead ****** at watts

My aunts doin' 20 to life
For rapin' a nerd who work at good guys
So I think I'll ***k my cousin in the mouth
Even though it smells like orange roughy

Baby ****
Itty bitty, baby ****
Baby ****
Baby, baby, baby ****

Baby ****
Itty bitty, baby ****
He got a baby ****

Baby ****
Itty bitty, baby ****
Baby ****
Baby, baby, baby ****

Baby ****
Itty bitty, baby ****
He got a baby ****