I'm an animal lover
My dog knows
Every single night I ***k her ***hole
While the cat just stares
And video tapes it underneath the chair

And my bird is ***ked
'Cause he's locked in the cage and he peaks at my nuts
Snakes got weird *****s
It's like putting your **** in a bigger **** that's juicy

I gave a roofie to a monkey
She got bananas in the cuzzi
Have you ever ***ked a falcon?
After you *** they fly to a mountain

I'll be good to you
I'm a animal lover, a animal lover
I'll be good to you
I'm a animal lover and I never use rubbers

I'll be good to you
I'm a animal lover, a animal lover
I'll be good to you
I'm a animal lover and I never use rubbers
I'll be good

I can't hang at the zoo
Cause they caught me banging a kangaroo
I got an ostrich with awkward ***s
That sucks my **** in the office *****

Hey yo, who that dude over there
Butt **** with his tube in a polar bear?
That's me dirt nasty
Sheep in the mirror **** in the butt cheeks

Gorillas in the mist, no
When I come to the Congo, grab your *****s
The great outdoors
Mother nature what a ***king *****

I'll be good to you
I'm a animal lover, a animal lover
I'll be good to you
I'm a animal lover and I never use rubbers

I'll be good to you
I'm a animal lover, a animal lover
I'll be good to you
I'm a animal lover and I never use rubbers
I'll be good

The best part about ***king a horse
Is after he rides you to the forest
Penguin ***** cold as ***k
And I hold the bill while I bone the duck

Meet me at Kinko's by the copy machine
With my **** in a pink flamingo
Candle light dinner with a goose
Whisper in her ear, 'Is your ******** loose?'

She said 'Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack'
I smacked her, I'm an Oakland cracker
I fell in love with a fat*** cow
Now were getting married down south

I'll be good to you
I'm a animal lover, a animal lover
I'll be good to you
I'm a animal lover and I never use rubbers

I'll be good to you
I'm a animal lover, a animal lover
I'll be good to you
I'm a animal lover and I never use rubbers
I'll be good