I am his, you are his
You are me and we are all together
See how they run like pigs from a gun
See how they fly, I'm crying

Sitting on a cornflake waiting for the van to come
Corporation T shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday
Man, you been a naughty boy
You let your face grow long

I am the egg man, ooh, they are the egg men, ooh
I am the walrus, g-g-goo, j-j-joo

Mister city policeman sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row
See how they fly like Lucy in the sky
See how they run, I'm crying

Crying, I'm crying, crying

Yellow matter custard, d-d-dripping from a dead dog's eye
Crabalocker fishwife, ****ographic priestess
Boy, you been a naughty
Girl you let your knickers down

I am the egg man, ooh, they are the egg men, ooh
I am the walrus, g-g-goo, j-j-joo

Sitting in an English garden
Waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come, you get a tan
From standing in the English rain

I am the egg man, ooh,they are the egg men, ooh
I am the walrus, g-g-goo, j-j-joo, g-g-goo, j-j-joo

Expert text pert, choking smokers
Don't you thing the joker laughs at you
See how they smile like pigs in a sty
See how they snied, I'm crying

Semolina pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna
Man, you should have seen
Them kicking Edgar Allan Poe

I am the egg man, ooh, they are the egg men, ooh
I am the walrus, g-g-goo, j-j-joo, g-g-goo, j-j-joo
G-g-goo, j-j-joo, g-g-goo, j-j-joo
G-g-goo, j-j-joo, g-g-goo, j-j-joo

G-g-goo, j-j-joo, g-g-goo, j-j-joo
G-g-goo, j-j-joo, g-g-goo, j-j-joo
G-g-goo, j-j-joo, g-g-goo, j-j-joo
G-g-goo, j-j-joo, g-g-goo, j-j-joo

So what's big?