If you want a man you can love
And be his one and only
If you want a man who will be there
And always will

If this is who you're looking for
The prince who's gonna show up
At your door
Whatever you do, stay away from Bill

Stay away from Bill, he's a beast
And you'll always be lonely
He won't ever call, and he'll run
When he's had his fill

He'll put you on a pedestal
That's right before he puts you
Through the mill
Whatever you do, stay away from Bill

If you're wonderin' if there's any good in him
When it comes to Bill, the answer's no
He'll lie and deceive you
He'll love you and leave you and oh, you'll be miserable

So stay away from Bill
'Cause he's bad, and he's nothin' but trouble
(He's nothin' but trouble)
Stay away from Bill and be glad
(Stay away from Bill)
And you're gonna be fine

He'll have you and hurt you
And then he will desert you
He'll shock you and shake you
He'll rock you and he'll break you

He'll chill you and thrill you
He'll kill you, then he'll bill you
Stay a way from Bill
That boy is mine

That boy is mine, that boy is mine
Did you hear me, girlfriend? That boy is mine
I heard you loud and clear
But that boy is mine

No he's not, no he's not
Got to tell you one more time
Girlfriend, he's mine

Deedles, that boy is mine
Karryn, that boy is mine
Stay away from Bill
Stay away from Bill