P*** me the bottle

P*** the bottle 'cuz I’m too messed up
I’m gonna fill my cup, I’m gonna drink you away
P*** the bottle, 'cuz I’m too messed up
I’m gonna fill my cup, I’m gonna drink you away

Forget about love, I like thongs and tattoos
Peggy Sues and blues, high heel stiletto shoes
I don’t miss my ex, I like JB & Crown
I hit my boy scotch when that Jack ain’t down

And no late nights drama, no time to think
It’s last call, 10 minutes, it’s time to drink
I’m all smiles and hugs, strip clubs I’m kinda twisted
It’s 2 a.m and I’m still double fistin', you know

You can have your man, I got Britney and Hannah
A New York girl and one from Alabama
And you miss me now, but Kelly’s on my mind
Oh, I might call Heather just to p*** the time

You didn’t like my ways so now I’m livin' it up
Totin' up and showin' up keep filling my cup
I may, I may not, say whatever you say
I got my cure right here, I’m gonna drink you away

P*** the bottle 'cuz I’m too messed up
I’m gonna fill my cup, I’m gonna drink you away
P*** the bottle 'cuz I’m too messed up
I’m gonna fill my cup, I’m gonna drink you away

10 pm call my boys, grab the jack, let’s roll
There’s no worries tonight and no cares, so let’s go
'Cuz I met a nice girl, I think her name was Tammy
I tipped her 20 bux, got to feel her fanny

For a good five minutes, thought it was true love
'Til I realized I was in the elks club
I’m single now so come sit on my lap
I got 5 more dollars in my baseball cap

I don’t miss my girl now, hey baby where you goin'?
She had thick thighs, half her *** was showin'
It’s just me and my bros in limos and live shows
Throwin' them bows love comes and then it goes

And I told you, no bluffs, it’s all true
Now it’s Babydolls, Cheatas and Déjà vu
And my mind’s over you more and more everyday
But in the meantime, I’m a drink you away

P*** the bottle 'cuz I’m too messed up
I’m gonna fill my cup, I’m gonna drink you away
P*** the bottle 'cuz I’m too messed up
I’m gonna fill my cup, I’m gonna drink you away

A city kid in a different world
But I fell outta love with that country girl
No headaches, heartbreaks, it’s just drinks and bottles
I went from country girls to dating plus size models

[Incomprehensible] cold brews, booty calls and malls
And big balls and big drawers in the bathroom stalls
And now I’m clubbin', lovin' them girls with *** cracks
Lips waxed and girls with the damn the big racks

I’m done with you and it’s back to straight gin
And I’m cussin' you out with a half drunk grin
And I’m lovely 'cuz it gets no better
I’m fully fueled up when I wrote this letter

I’m writing goodbyes, it’s no ties and no lies
Blond hair and blue eyes, kiss my *** goodbye
I’m back to the bar 'cuz my therapy’s there
Gotta 6 drinks later like I don’t even care
'Cuz I

P*** the bottle 'cuz I’m too messed up
I’m gonna fill my cup, I’m gonna drink you away
P*** the bottle 'cuz I’m too messed up
I’m gonna fill my cup, I’m gonna drink you away

P*** the bottle 'cuz I’m too messed up
I’m gonna fill my cup, I’m gonna drink you away
P*** the bottle 'cuz I’m too messed up
I’m gonna fill my cup, I’m gonna drink you away

You away