Well, hello again my weed smokin' friends
I'm glad you came with coughee in your cups
If I went up I'll do the same
And you can p*** it to someone you've never met
And let 'em get just as high as you
You're eyes red as ****, mine too

We 'bout to start the show who got an Optimo?
A swisha suite, a zig zag and the ***** that'll kiss my meat
This cordless mic, I know what they like
Continue to rockin' the show that'll slow up a fight

And I know of a ****, who wouldn't mind
Gettin' some of this **** from behind but I'm gonna chill y'all
'Cause she might wanna start wearin' my draws and

Oh no, don't want that **** to happen
Get it twisted just because I'm rappin'
Don't want that **** to happen
Don't get it twisted just because I'm rappin'
Don't want that **** to happen

Admirin' my weed jar, it's rather stocky
At the crib, how 'bout myself lookin' at hockey
And wonderin' who's gonna win The Cup
If it was full of coughee I know the brothers will man up

I'll stand up to get a drink, then I get a call
Can you come over so I can lick your balls?
Well yes, I guess let me shampoo my nuts and get dressed
I'll be there in 20 minutes

Mission complete, I hit the street with the suite, some heat
But ***k, there's some cops on the beat
And there's some crooked laws
That'll pull you over and dig all in your draws and

Oh no, don't want that **** to happen
Get it twisted just because I'm rappin'
I don't want that **** to happen
Get it twisted just because I'm rappin'

5:30 p.m., I'm at the lab again
Another song, about to take another stab again
Drinkin' and laughin' and puff, puff, p***in' it
To and fro' while constructin' my flow

And pick up some hoes, up in this mother***ker
Hey, whatcha wanna do girl?
I don't wanna tease you, I just wanna please you
And lick you from your neck to the top of your ****
And then rub my **** and grind my hips

Oh, that sounds like some pretty cool ****
But damn, might get full of weed and alcohol
I go to sleep, you try to dig off in my wallet and in my draws and

Don't want that **** to happen
Get it twisted just because I'm rappin'
I don't want that **** to happen
Get it twisted just because I'm rappin'

Don't want that **** to happen
Don't get it twisted just because I'm rappin'
I don't want it, don't want it, don't want it
Don't want that **** to happen