Tell 'The Colonel' he can kiss my ***
Mmm, I smell bacon
Elvis is in the kitchen

Elvis and I order Domino's Pizza with extra cheese
Suckin' down Formula 44D
Elvis and I put on diapers and extra sheer pantyhose
We never argue or overdose

He says, 'Do I look fat to you?'
I say, 'No King, it's not true
You just have very big bones'
And then he fires his .44 into the television

Elvis and I, Elvis and I, Elvis and I, Elvis and I

Elvis and I put on big belts and drive down to Burger King
Wanna get a big ol' bag of those shiny FBI badges
He lets me croon and I let him steer
When I see that Kurt Russel, I'm gonna kick his ***

Elvis and I fry up Demerol tablets and bacon grease
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Torkin' down microwave tacos and beer
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He says, 'I don't wanna be on no stamp man'
I say, 'King, I understand'
He says, 'My mama should be on that stamp man'
And then he fires his .44 into the television
Hey, don't mess with me, man 'cause I'm the King
Lemme tell you right now

Elvis and I, Elvis and I, Elvis and I, Elvis and I!

Yeah, I'd like to make an order for a delivery
Yeah, this is Elvis, the King
Yeah, gimme a big ol' bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken
Extra crispy, extra greasy

Uh and some mashed potatoes and gravy
No skimpin' on the coleslaw this time
And gimme some of them little Hush Puppies
Ooh, I love them Hush Puppies

Throw in some bacon cheeseburgers with everything on 'em
And maybe a peanut butter and 'naner sandwich and a big bag of chips
A pound of sausage, half-pound of dexxies
And a big ol' stack of silver-dollar pancakes
Maybe a six-pack of Formula 44D, put ******s on the bottles, will ya?

Elvis and I chop up onions and methamphetamines
We cook 'em up with some peanut butter and cheese
Elvis and I call up Cadillac dealerships all night long
Suckin' down NyQuil stingers and cheese

He says, 'What the hell's Lisa Marie thinking
With that Michael Jackson crap?
She should have married Janet
Or LaToya or ***o or even Mahalia Jackson'

Elvis and I, Elvis and I, Elvis and I, Elvis and I
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