Will you miss me when you're sober?
Will you remember me, when you're not overcome
With bloodshot eyes and breath stinking of rum?
Will you give me a thought?

Well, I was taught
The hard way not to fall for drunks like you
Experience has torn my brain in two
And I don't think so clearly now

But I wonder how
I let you get away with murder all the time
It must have been some crazy state of mind
But I want you to know that I'm all better now

Will you miss me when you're sober?
Will you remember me, when you're not overcome
With bloodshot eyes and breath stinking of rum?
Will you give me a thought?

'Cause you've been caught
Red handed stuck inside the honey pot
Your fly's undone but you still don't know what's what
But reassured I'm gonna let you know

'Cause I've got to go
And I'm taking the bottle with me when I leave
It's a sure way to guarantee you'll grieve
If only for a day, we might even find out that

You will miss me when you're sober
You will remember me when you're not overcome
With your bloodshot eyes and breath stinking of rum
You will give me a thought

You will miss me when you're sober
You might remember me, when you're not overcome
With your whiskey tears and feelin' close to numb
That you'll give me a thought