Hey you there my old friend
It's good to see your sweet face again
It's been a while since I've seen your smile

How are you?
And have you been missing me too
Just like I have been missing you?
And the things we used to do

My Lil Norge back so soon?
Been a bit busy and sad for me
My business ventures failed me hard so
I'm back living in my mamma's backyard
Can we be friends again, my dear?
Bring all that oil money here

We're laughing at your expense
(Can't we be friends?)
Stay on your side of the fence
(Can't we be friends?)

Hello there, my new pal, big apple pie
Has really caught my eye
But where I'm from, things are not so young
We prefer fresh bread over things that are fried
There's no limit to what you fry or my oil money buy

Laugh it up, oh Lil Norge now
The way we do things here's the future there
So prepare for more options than you could ever find
Shall we go and dine?
Let's all crawl around the floor
Look low prices are no more

Can't connect those eye to eyes
(Can we?)
Across the pond but we should try

Hello out there our old neighbors
Good to see your face again
It's been a while since we've had a smile
How are you, and have you been missing us too?
Just like we have been missing you?
And the things we used to do?

Who's that laughing at our expense?
Take no sides, take down our fence
Eye for eye no die let's try