Get attached to a rolling stone and your libel to get crushed
You're better off to sit at home and watch the toilet flush
I like to sit and look at her I like to do that so much
To stand and act mysterious and to watch her blush

I know I'm such a weird guy she could never take me serious
There's always that green monkey in around or near us
I think sometimes of holdin' her, but the picture gets all blurred
I see shadows dancin' on my wall, thoughts scatter like birds

I wish to God I could touch her hand, somehow make her understand
The man I somehow wanna be, the man I want her to make me
But she stands so distant and rolls her eyes
She leaves me and I don't know why
Nothing seems to make much sense I cant appreciate the sky

And so I go home lonely, like a wolf without a pack
I got nothin to put my love in, like groceries without a sack
Maybe someday when she gets fat, she'll think about what she's missed
She'll know she'll never get me back she'll feel just like the pits

She'll sit lonely in her apartment
Thinkin' about way things might have been
She'll know her man had come and went
Maybe she'll take me seriously then

Get attached to a rolling stone and your libel to get crushed
You're better off to sit at home and watch the toilet flush
And watch the toilet flush and watch the toilet flush