I take a couple uppers
I down a couple downers
But nothing compares
To these blue and yellow purple pills

I've been to Mushroom mountain
Once or twice but who's countin'
But nothing compares
To these blue and yellow purple pills

Cool, calm, just like my mom
With a couple of valium inside her palm
It's Mr. Mischief with a trick up his sleeve
To roll up on you like Christopher Reeves
I can't describe the vibe I get

When I drive by 6 people and 5 I hit, ah ****
I started a mosh pit, squashed a *****
And stomped the foster kids
These shrooms make me hallucinate
Then I sweat till I start losing weight

Till I see dumb **** start happenin'
Dumber than Vanilla Ice tryin' to rap again
So bounce, bounce, c'mon bounce
I said, 'C'mon bounce'
Everybody in the house with a half an ounce

Not weed, I meant coke dumb *** sit down
We don't ********, better ask around
D12 throws the bomb and's dashing town
Bizarre, your mom is p***ing out
Get her *** on the couch 'fore she crashes out
(Come on)

***k that, someone help Denaun
He's upstairs naked with a weapon drawn
Hey Von, you see me stepping on these leprechauns?
It gotta be acid 'cuz the X is gone

Ya, I took them all dog with some parmesian
And I think my arm is gone, it's probably numb
Dumb, dumb, and full of come
And I think he 'bout to swallow his tongue
Scary *** it was a false alarm

You think I'm 'bout to die when I just got on
Well, stop acting stupid
You so high that you might wake up with a guy
On some new ****, I think I did too much

This substance equals cuffs
Red pills, blue pills, and green
Big pills
(That's ill)
Mescaline

I take a couple uppers
I down a couple downers
But nothing compares
To these blue and yellow purple pills

I've been to Mushroom mountain
Once or twice but who's countin'
But nothing compares
To these blue and yellow purple pills

Dirty Dozen, 80 of us
Shady brothers, ladies love us
That's why our baby mothers
Love us but they hate each other

They probably wanna take each other out
And date each other
Some, something, something, something
Something, something, something, something

Pop pills, pills I pop
Pop two pills on stilts I walk
Snort two lines that were filled with chalk
Thought it was incredible I killed the Hulk
I wanna roll away like a rollerblade
Until my eyes roll back in my skull for days

And when I'm old and gray look for dope to smoke
I overdose when I pack up my nose with coke
Am I supposed to choke?
Had an accident when the Trojan broke

Ahh, poor baby
Born by ***** lady
Now I gotta straight born infant
(You're crazy!)

I pop four E's at one time
And I don't need water when I'm swallowing mine
(You got any shrooms?)
Does Bizarre smoke crack?
We can't get jobs 'cuz our arms show tracks
Why the hell you *****s think I rap?
I do it just to get your company hijacked

And if you like smack then I might too
(Swift, chill)
I just wanna get high like you
And I don't give a damn if they white or blue
Speed, shrooms, down the valiums
Even smoke weed outta vacuums
I just got some and I'm going back soon

I take a couple uppers
I down a couple downers
But nothing compares
To these blue and yellow purple pills

I've been to Mushroom mountain
Once or twice but who's countin'
But nothing compares
To these blue and yellow purple pills

I'm at a rave, looking like a slave high on chronic
Gin and tonic, demonic, body smell like vomit
*****-popping, acid-dropping, dope-headed guy
Hurling Mescaline, pencilnecks, wanna try?
Blue pills, golden seals, got Bizarre acting ill
Drugs kill
(Yeah, right)

*****, I'm for real
Shut your mouth, you dirty ****
You know you want it in your butt
I'll put it in your ****
Let Bizarre nut!

I take a couple uppers
I down a couple downers
But nothing compares
To these blue and yellow purple pills

I've been to Mushroom mountain
Once or twice but who's countin'
But nothing compares
To these blue and yellow purple pills