I take a couple uppers
I down a couple downers
But nothing compares
To these blue and yellow purple pills

I been to mushroom mountain
Once or twice but who's countin'
But nothing compares
To these blue and yellow purple pills

Cool, calm, just like my mom
With a couple of Valium inside her palm
It's Mr. Mischief with a trick up his sleeve
To roll up on you like Christopher Reeves

I can't describe the vibe I get
When I drive by 6 people and 5 I hit
Ah **** I started a mosh pit
Squashed a ***** and stomped the foster kids

These 'shrooms make me hallucinate
Then I sweat till I start losing weight
Till I see dumb **** start happenin'
Dumber than Vanilla Ice tryin' to rap again

So bounce, bounce, c'mon bounce
I said c'mon bounce
Everybody in the house with a half an ounce
Not weed I meant coke dumb *** sit down

We don't ********, better ask around
D12 throws the bomb and is dashing town
Bizarre, your mom is p***ing out
Get her *** on the couch 'fore she crashes out, come on

***k that, someone help Denaun
He's upstairs naked with a weapon drawn
Hey Von you see me stepping on these leprechauns?
It gotta be acid 'cuz the X is gone

Ya I took them all dog with some Parmesans
And I think my arm is gone, it's probably numb
Young, dumb and full of ***
And I think he 'bout to swallow his tongue

Scary ***, it was a false alarm
You think I'm 'bout to die when I just got on
So stop acting stupid, you so high
That you might wake up with a guy on some new ****

Yeah I think I did too much
This substance equals cups
Red pills, blue pills, and green
Big pills, that's ill, mescaline

I take a couple uppers
I down a couple downers
But nothing compares
To these blue and yellow purple pills

I been to mushroom mountain
Once or twice but who's countin'
But nothing compares
To these blue and yellow purple pills

Dirty dozen, 80 of us, Shady brothers, ladies love us
That's why our baby mothers love us but they hate each other
They probably wanna take each other out and date each other
[Incomprehensible]

Pop pills, pills I pop
Pop two pills, on stilts I walk
Snorted two lines that were filled with chalk
Thought it was incredible I killed the Hulk

I wanna roll away like a Rollerblade
Until my eyes roll back in my skull for days
And when I'm old and gray look for coke to smoke
I overdose when I pack up my nose with coke

Am I supposed to choke?
Had an accident when the Trojan broke
Ahh, poor baby born by ***** lady
Now I'm gonna strangle a, you're crazy!

I pop four E's at one time
And I don't need water when I'm swallowing mine
You got any shroom? Does Bizarre smoke crack?
We can't get job because our arms show tracks

Why the hell you *****s think I rap?
We do it just to get your company hijacked
If you like smack then I might too, Swift, chill
I just wanna get high like you

And I don't give a damn if they white or blue
Speed, shrooms, down the Valiums
Even smoke weed outta vacuums
I just got some and I'm going back soon

I take a couple uppers
I down a couple downers
But nothing compares
To these blue and yellow purple pills

I been to mushroom mountain
Once or twice but who's countin'
But nothing compares
To these blue and yellow purple pills

I'm at rave looking like a slave, high off chronic
Gin and tonic demonic, body smelt like vomit
***** poppin', acid-dropping, dope heavy guy
Heroine, mescaline, pencil neck, wanna try

Blue pills, golden seals got Bizarre actin' ill
Drugs kill, yeah, right, ***** I'm for real
Shut your mouth you dirty ****
You know you want it in your butt
I'll put it in your ****, let Bizarre nut

I take a couple uppers
I down a couple downers
But nothing compares
To these blue and yellow purple pills

I been to mushroom mountain
Once or twice but who's countin'
But nothing compares
To these blue and yellow purple pills

Dirty dozen 80 of us, Shady brothers, ladies love us
That's why our baby mothers love us but they hate each other
They probably wanna take each other out and date each other
[Incomprehensible]