It's **** like this, I kick to these rich white kids
Who just might see how ***ked up this sick life is
Whoops, I did it again, didn't I?
My ****'s harder to figure out than what Britney's *** size is

I probably pissed you off again, didn't I *****? So what?
You and Christina Gaguilera kiss my grits
You know how many ****s I give? I wish I did
So I can quit givin' these twisted little kids ideas

This just in, Britney just dissed Justin
She just ***ked Ben, got *** ***ked and **** sucked him
If Affleck can get his *** licked, how come I can't, ****?
Goddamn, *****, I'm rich, I can't understand this

Are those pictures I made of us together on the Internet
As close as I'm ever gonna get to hittin' it from the back?
And ****, when it comes to that
I hit harder from the back than Everlast
When he's pluggin' Lethal in his ***kin' ***

Just give me one more chance, Britney, hit me one more time
Let me know what's on your mind
Whitney, give me one more line to sniff
You ***kers know what time it is
***k your jewelery, my record's almost diamond, biotch

What's goin' on in the world today?
People fightin', feudin', lootin', it's okay
Let it go, let it flow, let the good times roll
Tell 'em Dre, it ain't nuttin' but music

What's goin' on in the world today?
People fightin', feudin', lootin', it's okay
Let it go, let it flow, let the good times roll
Tell 'em Dre, it ain't nuttin' but music

Eminem doesn't like N'Sync, well I do
So ***k him and the Backstreet Boys too
Whatever happened to the cast of Different Strokes
Gary's broke, Todd's snortin' coke and Dana overdosed

I got two little boys with me
Michael Jackson sent two helicopters to get me
I'm up early wit my hair curly
Me and Mr. Furly, ***kin' Laverne and Shirley

A lot of rappers are livin' in la la land
That's why I let my dogs out on the Baha Men
As bad as a life I had, I'm not mad
I don't need to be a jack*** to beat up my dad

My whole family's country, my grandmother's old fashioned
And she keeps askin' me, why I rap wit a honky
But grannie I'm a flunky, I could be a junkie
I could be hangin' with the hoochies out at the club scene

So all the independent women in the house
Show us your ***s and shut your mother***kin' mouth
Robert Downey, Bobby Brownie
Whitney Houston, the ****'s she's usin'

Jesse Jackson, Reverend Scandal
Got George Michael's, Tevin Campbell's
PeeWee Herman's, peep show places
Public restrooms? Beat those cases

What's goin' on in the world today?
People fightin', feudin', lootin', it's okay
Let it go, let it flow, let the good times roll
Tell 'em Dre, it ain't nuttin' but music

What's goin' on in the world today?
People fightin', feudin', lootin', it's okay
Let it go, let it flow, let the good times roll
Tell 'em Dre, it ain't nuttin' but music

Huh, your mom and dad, probably mad at us
We done turned their kids into little body snatchers
Ain't like where I'm from, we don't bite our tongue
Are you sure you want *****z 21 to carry guns?

It's sad but I'm glad that I'm made to rhyme
Where you work, you ain't gettin' paid for that overtime
It's only music, media know it but they blind
I ain't in y'all light, so stay the hell up outta mine

Y'all the reason why Princess Diana ended up dyin'
If you people get offended I don't care
Stop tryin' to get us to leave 'cause what we say just ain't clean
But holdin' back on what I say just ain't me

Now what's these parents so mad for?
Your music is bad for 'em
For teenage kids that drink more than Ted Danson in Cheers
Carson drink beers, we all fart and piss and cuss out our *****

Shut up, broke or rich, I still do the same old ****
I don't jump in front of a camera and change no ****
So when they ask me about my sarcasticness
I just slap 'em, turn around and ask 'em this

What's goin' on in the world today?
People fightin', feudin', lootin', it's okay
Let it go, let it flow, let the good times roll
Tell 'em Dre, it ain't nuttin' but music

What's goin' on in the world today?
People fightin', feudin', lootin', it's okay
Let it go, let it flow, let the good times roll
Tell 'em Dre, it ain't nuttin' but music