I don't know, dude, I think everybody is all jealous and ****
'Cause I'm like the lead singer of the band, dude
And I think, everybody's got a ***king' problem with me, dude
And they need to take it up with me after the show

Because these chicks don't even know the name of my band
But they're all on me like they want to hold hands
'Cause once I blow, they'll know that I'll be the man
All because I'm the lead singer of my band

So I get offstage, right? I drop the mic
Walk up to these hot chicks then I'm all like
'Sup, ladies, my name's Slim Shady
I'm the lead singer in D12, baby'

They're all like, 'Oh my God, it's him
Becky oh my ***king god it's Eminem'
'I swear to ***king god, dude, you ***king rock
Please won't you please let me suck your ****'

Now right now, the rest of the fellas get jealous
Specially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas
All the chicks start yelling, all the hot babes
Throw their bras and their shirts and their ******* on stage

So like every single night them people fight with me
But when we fight it's kind a like sibling rivalry
'Cause they're back on stage the next night with me
Dude, I just think you're trying to steal the light from me

Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
'Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife to be
This rock star ****'s the life for me
And all the other guys just despise me

Because these chicks don't even know the name of my band
But they're all on me like they want to hold hands
'Cause once I blow they'll know that I'll be the man
All because I'm the lead singer of my band

My band, my band, my band, my band
My band, my band, my band, my band
My band, baby, yeah

You just want to see a ***** backwards, don't you?
Ain't that? How come we don't rap off pro school?
Smash these vocals and do a performance
But we in a van and he on a tour bus

You don't want my autograph, you'se a liar
And naw, I'm Swift, 'Oh, I thought you were Kuniva'
And what the hell is wrong with our dressing room?
'Cause our **** is looking smaller than a decimal

See, I know how to rap, it's simple but
All I did was read a Russell Simmons book
So I'm more intact, trying to get on the map
Doing jumping jacks while getting whipped on my back

Look at Em, little punk ***, thinking he the ****
Yeah I know, man, by himself takin' all the flicks
Hey, I thought we had and interview with DJ Clue
(Eminem)
No I had an interview, not you two

You gon' be late for sound check
Man, I ain't going to sound check
Man, our mics is screwed up
And his always sound best

You know what, man? I'ma say somethin'
Ay'yo Em
(Eminem)
You got something to say
Man, nothing

I though you was about tell him off man, w***up?
Man, I'ma tell him what I feel like it, man, shut up
You ain't even back me up and we supposed to be crew
Man, I was about to talk right after you
I swear, man, whatever, I swear man

Because these chicks don't even know the name of my band
But they're all on me like they want to hold hands
'Cause once I blow they'll know that I'll be the man
All because I'm the lead singer of my band

They say the lead singer's rock but the group is not
With some sold out arena's to amu*****t parks
I'm gon' let the world know that Proof is hot
I should cut his mic off when the music starts
(Hey, yo, it's)

Ready to snap on the dumb *** fan
Every time I hear 'Hey dude, I love your band'
We ain't a band, *****, we don't play instruments
So why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent?

And these guys acting funny every area code
'Proof, carry my bag', *****, carry your own
Can't make it to the stage, security in my way
'Who the ***k are you, where's Obie and Dre?'

God dammit, I'm sick of this group
Time for me to go solo and make some loot
I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps
Till Kon Artis, slipped me some crack

'Lose Yourself' video? I was in the back
'Superman' video? I was in the back
For the media, I got some suggestions
***k Marshall, ask us some questions

Like, 'Who's D12?', 'How we get started?'
But what about Eminem? *****, are you retarded?
Anyway, I'm the poverished guy in the group
Big *** stomach, *****es think I'm cute

50 told me to do sit-ups to get buff
Did 2 and a half then couldn't get up
***k D12, I'm out of this band
I'm gonna start a group with the Real Roxanne

Girl, why can't you see you're the only one for me
And it just tears my *** apart to know
That you don't know my band?
(Man, ***k this)

Because these chicks don't even know the name of my band
But they're all on me like they want to hold hands
'Cause once I blow they'll know that I'll be the man
All because I'm the lead singer of my band

My band, my band, my band, my band
My band, my band, my band, my band
My band, baby, yeah

I'm the leader of my band
I get all the girls to take off their underpants
I'm the lead singer of my band
My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance

My salsa, look out for my next single
It's called 'My Salsa'
My salsa, seltzer, salsa, salsa
My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance
And take off their underpants

My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance
And take off their underpants, my salsa
Where'd everybody go?