This is a seasonal affair so be there or be square
And the invitation said so, so just let that ego go
And watch it strike back like a Boomerang
Scared stiff and not sure how to deal with it

You're a legend in this room, only on this room
Oh goodness me, oh goodness, my mind has slipped
And wiped you away from it

Same ****, different day, same ****
Same ****, different day
Now let's, let's backtrack and back it up
We have a whole lot to prove

You hike your skirt and pull your shirt down
To give those gents what they crave
Because as you say, you love to save, to save

Now let's, let's backtrack and back it up
We have a whole lot to prove

Let the sweat drop calm, collected and cunning
Watch those jaws drop the sweat is still running

Some have labeled me so savvy
And I'll admit, I agree to disagree
Do your knees go weak when I simply speak?
And did you, did you hear that I am so charming?

Oh yeah, and I bow, and bow
But I'm not sure I can bare it

Same ****, different day, same ****
Same ****, different day
Now lets, lets backtrack and back it up
We have a whole lot to prove

Let the sweat drop calm, collected and cunning
Watch those jaws drop the sweat is still running
Let the sweat drop calm, collected and cunning
Watch those jaws drop the sweat is still running

This is a seasonal affair so be there or be square
And the invitation said so, so just let that ego go

Let the sweat drop calm, collected and cunning
Watch those jaws drop the sweat is still running
Let the sweat drop calm, collected and cunning
Watch those jaws drop the sweat is still running