I get drunk and I stumble to the phone
Conjure up a ***** to bone when I'm alone
***ked up, tore back, I need to take a piss
Only when I'm drunk, I sing a song like this

My grandma and your grandma, sittin' by the fire
Hold on, turn that **** ***

Nah, keep it going
Crazy Town, yo y'all just not known'
I get drunk and start talking more ****
And when I got a gun in my hand, you better get out
'Cause my brain just ain't what it used to be
Forget trying to rationalize, cover your eyes

I get uh, damn I'm drunk
I need a chunk, no better yet
A hunk of that funk
I get uh, damn I'm drunk
I need a chunk, no better yet
A hunk of that funk

Yeah, I'm good bad, dope I'm freaky fresh
I make hip-hop fans say yes, yes
Crazy's comin' through you know we're gonna blow up
Hold up, wait, I think I'm gonna throw up

False alarm, I'm getting all ladies with my cool charm
When I get drunk, I might even call my daddy a punk

Yeah, but only when I'm drunk
Yeah, only when I'm drunk
Only when I'm drunk
Yeah, only when I'm drunk
It happens only when I'm drunk

It goes, one for the chronic, two for the amnesia
I'm the crazy white boy with the drinks in the freezer
Bust a one out, two out blitz type of rapper
That will get you out of your seat quicker than a car jacker

Sippin' colt forty fever, when I'm coolin' with my people
Got ho's in East Columbus like I'm Billy D. Rico
'Cause I move like, I'm smooth like I'm Harry Belafonte
Lookin' for them suckers that jumped my homey Le Le

All up in this ***** with the Gin and Tanqueray
Drink like Mr.Wendall, smoke bud like Dr. Dre
That's 'cause I'm old enough to do that type of ****
Goddamn, I gotta piss, I p*** the mic to Mr. Shift

I get drunk and can't nobody whoop me
I'm trippin' it must be that brew that I was sippin'
Kickin' in, guess I shouldn't have mixed it with the Gin
'Cause when I'm laying on my back I can feel the room spin

One too many, I reckon, feelin' I got to hurl any second
Want to get up but can't move
Feels like I'm stuck in a groove
What the ***k was I trying to prove?

I got a knack for downin' four-o's
All the ho's know them doobie bros
People call me Shift, I keep a fifth in my trunk
I might ***k an ugly *****, but only when I'm drunk

Yeah, only when I'm drunk
Only when I'm drunk
Yeah, only when I'm drunk
It happens only when I'm drunk
Yeah, one, two, one, two
Only when I'm drunk

One, two, one, two
Only when I'm drunk
One, two, one, two
Only when I'm drunk
One, two, one, two
Only when I'm drunk