She called me late last night to say she loved me so
It didn’t matter anymore see she never cared
And she never will I do all I can
I guess I’ll just have to wait til then

If I get drunk well I’ll p*** out on the floor now baby
You won’t bother me no more if you’re drinkin’
Well you know you’re my friend
And I say, 'I think I’ll have myself a beer
Think I’ll have myself a beer'

She called me late last night to say she loved me so
Well I guess you changed your mind
Well I should’ve known it wouldn’t be alright
'Cause I can’t live without her so I won’t even try

If I get drunk well I’ll p*** out on the floor now baby
You won’t bother me no more if you’re drinkin’
Well you know you’re my friend
And I say, 'I think I’ll have myself a beer
Think I’ll have myself a beer'

I shot the sheriff
But I didn't shoot no deputy
I shot the sheriff
But I swear it was in self-defence

[Incomprehensible]

Maybe someday I’ll think of what to say
Maybe next time I’ll remember what to do
She looks like heaven maybe this is hell
She said she’d do it all again she promised not to tell

If I get drunk well I’ll p*** out on the floor baby
You won’t bother me no more she said, 'It’s okay Cory'
'Cause you know we’ll be good friends
And I say, 'I think I’ll have myself a beer
Think I’ll have myself a'