Who like to talk about their feelings?
(Sensitive new age guys)
Who's into crystals, who's into healing?
(Sensitive new age guys)

Who like to dress like Richard Simmons?
(Sensitive new age guys)
Who are hard to tell from women?
(Sensitive new age guys)

Who like to cry at weddings?
Who think Rambo is upsetting?
Who tapes, 'Thirty Something' on their VCR's?
Who's got child on board stickers on their cars?

Whose last names are hyphenated?
(Sensitive new age guys)
Who loved 'Three Men and a Baby', a movie I hated?
(Sensitive new age guys)

Who's consciousness is constantly raising?
(Sensitive new age guys)
Yet, whose tax free income is amazing?
(Sensitive new age guys)

Who thinks that red meat is disgusting?
Who's into UFO's, channeling and dusting?
Who believes us when we say we have pre-menstrual syndrome?
Who doesn't know who plays in the Seattle Kingdom?

Let's ask guys who don't know who plays in the Seattle Kingdom
[Incomprehensible]
Let's ask these sensitive guys right here, hey guys
Do you know who plays in the Seattle Kingdom?
[Incomprehensible]
Ooh, good answer, good answer

Who likes music that's repe***ious?
(Sensitive new age guys)
Who likes music that's repe***ious?
(Sensitive new age guys)
Who's concerned about your ******?

Hey, wait a minute, wait a minute, you guys said
You would help me out in this song, what's goin' on?
Well, we're sensitive Christine, but not that sensitive
I guess it's more important that they have 'em
(Sensitive new age guys)

Who carries the baby on his back?
Who thinks that Shirley McLaine is on the inside track?
Who always sings on sing alongs even when
They can't stand stupid sing along songs?
[Incomprehensible]