Hi, it's Davina here
Please your name and number after the tone
And I'll call you right up

I think you're fit on the TV
I know you're married but not to me
I'll make you laugh but that is all
Why can't I be Mr. McCall?

Oh I, I, I
Just think that you should really try
And find me a bit more physically attractive

Oh I, I, I
Think I could be the one to make you
Finally come around
I wish you'd come around
Oh, come on, please pop around

Oh, Davina McCall
Oh, Davina McCall
Oh, Davina McCall
You and me could have a ball

I may be a bit chunky
But I'll be your spunky monkey
Oh please, Davina McCall
Pick up the phone, give me a call

Oh Davina, won't you call?
Davina, won't you call?

I know you want to try me out
But you are scared of who'll find out
Don't worry love, it's not that bad
I'll be the best two minutes you have ever had

Oh I, I, I
I'm thinking that you secretly quite fancy
A bit of tubby loving action

I, I, I
Think you should just follow your heart
And finally realize
I'll make you some mince pies
And you know you want to try

Oh, Davina McCall
Oh, Davina McCall
Oh, Davina McCall
You and me could have a ball

I may be a bit chunky
But I'll be your spunky monkey
Oh please, Davina McCall
Pick up the phone give me a call

Oh Davina, won't you call?
Davina, won't you call?

Yeah, you and me would have some fun
But not a word on Radio One
I see you in my dreams
Like apple pie with lots of cream

Oh, Davina McCall
Oh, Davina McCall
Oh, Davina McCall
You and me could have a ball

I may be a bit chunky
But I'll be your spunky monkey
Oh please, Davina McCall
Pick up the phone give me a call