A walk through the product store and 15 aisles to see
All the pretty, pretty packages staring back at me
Which is my favorite, where is my chance
To remove the product and stick it in my pants

And I want to see what's on sale now, what's for free
(Every time I go to shop I steal from)
Enemies who steal from me and from you
(If you only knew then you would steal too)

Adrenaline rushes, the products in my grip
I am only shopping but now it's time to lift
I look for my moment, and down my pants I stick
The product I've selected is concealed against my ****

And I want to see, what's on sale now, what's for free
(Every time I go to shop I steal from)
Enemies who steal from me and from you
(If you only knew then you would steal too)

Paranoid as ***k security in tow
Is he really trailing me and does he really know?
Of my little secret, my pride and his shame
This is so exciting kid, it's like a ***king game

I'm almost to the counter, will I make it to the door?
Will I get away like a million times before
Or be caught, jailed, banned from the store?
Like if the product I've selected slips and crashes to the floor

Five-finger discount

And I want to see, what's on sale now, what's for free
(Every time I go to shop I steal from)
Enemies who steal from me and from you
(If you only knew then you would steal too)

Paranoid as ***k security in tow
Is he really trailing me and does he really know?
Of my little secret, my pride and his shame
This is so exciting kid, it's like a ***king game

I'm almost to the counter, will I make it to the door?
Will I get away like a million times before
Or be caught, jailed, banned from the store?
Like if the product I've selected slips and crashes to the floor

I get to the door and out the door I slide
I feel a sense of dignity, I feel a sense of pride
[Incomprehensible]
[Incomprehensible] what's on sale