I'm a kreep, I'm a loser
You're so very special, I wish I was special
But I'm a kreep, I'm a loser
I wish I was special, I wish I was special
But I'm a kreep

What the hell made you think the sun rose and set in your ***?
Fast I remove you from my itinerary
I tense you worry and exaggerate
Becoming jealous at the drop of a dime, wanting to kill all womankind

You are a perfect ten with the perfect tan goddess
Who could sell Evian to a drowning man, honest
Trying to stay sane walking that tight rope
I'm throwing you off the deep end, you better pray **** floats

You gave me chills to your mind when Beverly Hills
Make cleverly deals and now you think you Brooke Shields
Hated my foes, now you one of they one a day hoes
Used to search my *** straight for weed I smoked some days before

I'm crazy yo, forever goin' farther than just screwin' 'em
Making me feel like Joseph and Mary's hoein' in Jerusalem
Abusin' 'em is how they wanna be treated, they nosy too
Should I just slap 'em like Scheherazade told me to

You just a tease and you play like I'm not in your league
Capturing my mind, claiming I'm your biggest fantasy
I'm unattachin', what think you can spies me
If I couldn't hear your words and only judge you by your actions

Your love is sorcery, drowning in emotion, poisoning me
Unfortunately your memory is haunting me
I'm feeling pains that I can't even describe
But if I have to *****, you ***kin' buried me alive

Your love counterattacks, unrealistic terroristic acts
Like the Oklahoma Federal Building I collapse
I want her back but I know that I can't force her
Thinkin' 'bout takin' my own life like Marlon Brando's daughter

I'm a kreep, I'm a loser
You're so very special, I wish I was special
But I'm a kreep, I'm a loser
You're so very special, I wish I was special

But I'm a kreep, I'm a loser
You're so very special, I wish I was special
But I'm a kreep, I'm a loser
I wish I was special, I wish I was special
But I'm a kreep

I'm back in town, stoppin' it, makin' prerogative home
She too far gone, provocative as Sharon Stone
I'm feeling crucified by the very nails I made
And drove into myself, p***ed to the next guy

Phones ringin' in the middle of the night
(Who's that? Nobody?)
Your whole game is getting mad sloppy
Meanwhile in my hotel lobby my hobby is removing groupies off my body
It's getting cloudy, smoggy, visibility low, foggy

Four and a half years, I screwed up once
But this ain't your first time, don't be a dummy
You got champagne tastes with ***kin' beer money
Fearing bummy we had ups and downs but managed

Now the going gets rough, look how you vanished
It proves that life is a comedian like Martin Short
You standin' next to me, I wanna file a missing child report
To find the girl we'd always planned we'd run away together

Pray together, had a child swore, we'd stay together
You had your chance, shoulda been nice
Your game is deader than Vincent Price
Giving up your *** like you Heidi Fleiss

***k your pink cop crossing guard obsession
You're half-dresses looking like a Soul Train scramble contestant, *****
In my arena, should I fight or just leave her
Catch amnesia, it's enough to make me catch a seizure
Catch a breather, Chino, do you even need her?
Should I take the three-eighty, ******inate her like Selena?

I'm a kreep, I'm a loser
You're so very special, I wish I was special
But I'm a kreep, I'm a loser
You're so very special, I wish I was special

But I'm a kreep, I'm a loser
You're so very special, I wish I was special
But I'm a kreep, I'm a loser
You're so very special, I wish I was special
But I'm a kreep

Yesterday I seen someone who looked just like you
She walked like you do, so I thought it was you
But then she turned around confusing me
Babyface couldn't bring no cool in me

No Love Connection channel five, no Chuck Woolery
Us growing old together is what I envision
You dealing with him but let's not make no haste decision
The mechanism is getting rusty, you won't trust me

You claim when I blow up I'll leave you for some mono toiling busty
I can't believe you placed this **** above me wrong
I know you like a book but I just cannot find what page you're on
Now you put you in the middle, your voice is just a riddle

Say you want me back then change your personality like Cybill
How hard I try, I just cry more with no reason to live, many to die for
Now as I sit in a smoky bar the night about to end
I'm p***ing time with strangers but this bottle is my only friend

Across the room I see a couple with no cares at all
Hugged up, kissing, reminding me of us before our fall
High, so full of hope and p***ion looking at her man
The way you used to look at me when I just held your hand

You gave me vast pain to live in the fast lane
I caught the last plane to give you my last name
I'm caught up, my family come first, that's how I'm brought up
This tragedy's worse than one I coulda thought up
The couple stood up, I'm feeling drugged like I took Mescaline
The couple I've been watching all the time, it was her and him

I'm a kreep, I'm a loser
You're so very special, I wish I was special
But I'm a kreep, I'm a loser
I wish I was special, you're so very special

But I'm a kreep, I'm a loser
You're so very special, I wish I was special
But I'm a kreep
On Fantasy Island