Hello microphone, it's me Chilly
No, no, take it again, take it out

Hello microphone, it's me Jason
I know you prefer me on the piano so be patient
You might've guessed I'm a bit rusty
So its best if you act impressed, trust me

When I rap its like I'm someone else
It's like I don't know how to play the piano
Please somebody help
My inner Eric Satie's buried so deep inside
I still can't decide where I reside

Ten years in, still an underdog
Got like a hundred songs on a hundred blogs
And I got a million opinions
And you'll never get rid of me, I'm like the Palestinians

So I slip into my slippers 'cause these hipsters
I think they starved for music like Yom Kippur
And this piano doesn't laugh at my bad jokes
And this piano doesn't like second hand smoke

One of these days, one of these days
One of these days I will shut up and play the piano
Shut up and play the piano, shut up and play the piano
Shut up and play the piano

Verbal gonorrhea, I'm contagious
Pages upon pages like bank statements
ABC, I always bring changes

So what more can I, mouth moving
Not saying much anymore thus proving
My new album's now finished
You might not like it but it's good for you, eat your spinach
And I hope you speak English

Musical professor, the flesh presser
Put your hands in the air like an empty gesture
The haircuts change but the head ***k remains
The **** is feign, the ***** is your brains

Solo piano's musical cocaine
I tell myself make another, don't be so vain
But imagine if I just tossed it off
Imagine if the **** was soft

Imagine if I turned just the image of the one and only album
That people really cared about, well, that would be a problem
So bear with me, I'll be right with you
Thank God, I have another personality to switch to

Take the piano to a desert island
And take the time to write, to remain silent
ABC, I always bring changes
So listen how a real arranger arranges

One of these days, one of these days
One of these days I will shut up and play the piano
Shut up and play the piano, shut up and play the piano
Shut up and play the piano