Eight ball in the pocket with a voodoo moan
You can't trust him 'cause he's never alone
Then he'll start talkin' chicken ****
And grab your fuzzy dice

That's when my hounds begin to howl
That's when my dog begins to growl
Don't be shy, take off your towel
And get to slammin'

Oh, Dr. Bones, Dr. Bones, Dr. Bones
I loves you Dr. Bones
Dr. Bones, Dr. Bones, Dr. Bones
I loves you Dr. Bones

Well, shake shake shake, shake and rattle
Rattle them Dr. Bones
Come on, shake shake shake and rattle
Rattle them Dr. Bones

Oh, shake shake shake and rattle
Rattle them Dr. Bones
Come on, shake shake shake and rattle
Rattle them Dr. Bones

He'll get you sniffin' when your fish is gashed
He likes you best when your banana's mashed
He's only happy with your girlfriend's pie
And his bony fingers up your ***

He's breakin' eggs all over the place
Don't tell me you're my friend, just get the ***k out of my face
You got me pukin' in the kitchen sink
I've lost my baby and I've had too much to drink

Shake shake shake, shake and rattle
Rattle them Dr. Bones
Come on, shake shake shake and rattle
Rattle them Dr. Bones

Oh, shake shake shake and rattle
Rattle them Dr. Bones
Come on, shake shake shake and rattle
Rattle them Dr. Bones