Whatever happened to fair dealing
And pure ethics and nice manners
Why is it everyone now is a pain in the ***?
Whatever happened to cl***, cl***

Whatever happened to, 'Please, may I?'
And, 'Yes, thank you?' And, 'How charming?'
Now, every son of a ***** is a snake in the gr***
Whatever happened to cl***, cl***

Ah, there ain't no gentlemen to open up the doors
There ain't no ladies now, there's only pigs and *****s
And even kids'll knock ya down so as they can p***
Nobody's got no cl***

Whatever happened to old values
And fine morals and good breeding
Now, no one even says, 'Oops' when they're p***ing their gas
Whatever happened to cl***, cl***

Ah, there ain't no gentlemen that's fit for any use
And any girl'll touch your privates for a deuce
And even kids'll kick your shins and give you s***
(And even kids'll kick your shins and give you s***)
Nobody's got no cl***

All you ready about today is **** and theft
Jesus Christ, ain't there no decency left?
Nobody's got no cl***

Every guy is a snot, every girl is a ****
Holy ****, holy ****
What a shame, what a shame
What became of cl***?