The camel wore a nightie
At the party of special things to do
When the stiff wind blows, the flag don't wiggle
In the party of special things to do

I met the ace of love
She took me to her plantation for love without separation
In the party of special things to do
I could happen to me, it could happen to you

I met the Ace of Love, she said
'I want you to go to a party of special things to do'
And when you're through
I'll be right here waiting for you

Here take these sparks
So that my distant cousins
Can get along with you
Watch out for the Mirror Man and Elixir Sue

When I got to the party of special things to do
It wasn't hard to find Elixir Sue
I met all the cars, the Wild Cards
The One-Eye Jills, the Red Queen

She turned her head, you know what I mean
She turned it back and said
'I got a brand new game, I want to lay on you'

I met them all at the party of special things to do
When I was done, I was far from through
I returned to the ace of love, now wouldn't you?

I met them all, I met them all
I met them all at the party of special things to do
The camel wore a nightie
At the party of special things to do