She doesn't care whether or not he's an island
She doesn't care just as long as his ship's coming in
She doesn't care whether or not he's an island, oh no

They laugh, they make money, he's got a gold watch
She's got a silk dress and healthy breasts that bounce
On his Italian leather sofa

She doesn't care whether or not he's a good man
She doesn't care just as long as she still has her friends, oh no, yeah
She doesn't care whether or not he's an island

They laugh, they make money, he's got a gold watch
She's got a silk dress and healthy breasts that bounce
On his Italian leather sofa

She's got the serrated edge that she moves back and forth
It's such a simple machine, she doesn't have to use force
When she gets what she wants, she puts the rest on a tray
In a ziploc bag

She's got a serrated edge that she moves back and forth
It's such a simple machine, she doesn't have to use force
When she gets what she wants, she puts the rest on a tray
In a ziploc bag, in the freezer, oh no

She doesn't care whether or not he's an island, oh no
She doesn't care just as long as his ship's coming in, alright
Here it comes, here it comes
She doesn't care whether or not he's an island, oh no

They laugh, they make money, he's got a gold watch
She's got a silk dress and healthy breasts that bounce
On his Italian leather sofa