I think this place is swell
There's much familiar here
I get my laundry done
I haven't gotten phone calls in years

When I'm feelin' tired
I can turn off all the lights
With no one knockin' on the door
Pretend I'm not alive but

Daddy, it's Saturday
And I don't wanna go outside
And mow the grass today

Say, would you love me just as much
If I was just your stupid kid?
I said, would you love me just as much
If I was just your stupid kid?

Well they tell me that I'm bright
Sometimes I think they're right
But I guess I will ever know
'Cuz I won't go outside

Some days it's just so hot
And others it's so cold
Too much exposure to the sun
Will just make me look old

But daddy it's Saturday
And I don't wanna go outside
And mow the grass today

Said, would you love me just as much
If I was just your stupid kid
Say, would you love me just as much
If I was just your stupid kid

Well isn't it Saturday
Sure feels like Saturday
So, wake me Saturday
Daddy, it's Saturday

Well my watch is off to things I never seen
With these walls higher than the cost
Of opportunity

'Cuz I'm too big for my bed
And I've outgrown my shoes
But my fear of leaving
Is the one thing just can't lose

But daddy it's sat
I don't wanna go outside
And mow the grass today

Say, would you love me just as much
If I went out and got a job
If I never left your house
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If I never matter much more
I'm just your stupid kid

Would I love me just as much
If I was just your stupid kid