If we were sixteen again
We'd still be playing baseball
Mixing Big Red and Red Man
On the left side of the infield

And both D'Amico sisters
Would be sitting in the bleachers
And we'd ask them to the movies
Instead of acting like two big deals

My friend, if we were sixteen again

If we were sixteen again
I'd suggest we study harder
Maybe be a little smarter
And not so hell-bent

Drink a few more Sun-Drops
Leave the Mad Dog to the winos
Ride around with our shirts off
Man, we looked good back then

Old friend, if we were sixteen again
If we were sixteen again

I guess, we thought we'd live forever
Thought we'd always be together
And things would never change, oh, no

If we were sixteen again
Well, I'd have stood up to you
Told you, you weren't drivin'
Took your keys and drove you home

And I'd tell you that I loved you
Like you were my own brother
And I'd be talking to you now
Instead of this headstone

Old friend, if we were sixteen again
If we were sixteen again