Woo hoo hoo
Woo hoo hoo

Debbie just hit the wall
She never had it all
One Prozac a day
Husband's a CPA

Her dreams went out the door
When she turned 24
Only been with one man
What happened to her plan?

She was gonna be an actress
She was gonna be a star
She was gonna shake her ***
On the hood of Whitesnake's car

Her yellow SUV
Is now the enemy
Looks at her average life
And nothing has been alright

Since Bruce Springsteen, Madonna
Way before Nirvana
There was U2 and Blondie
And music still on MTV

Her two kids in high school
They tell her that she's uncool
'Cause she's still preoccupied
With 19-19-1985

Woo hoo hoo
(1985)
Woo hoo hoo

She's seen all the cl***ics
She knows every line
Breakfast Club, Pretty in Pink
Even St. Elmo's Fire

She rocked out to Wham!
Not a big Limp Bizkit fan
Thought she'd get a hand
On a member of Duran Duran

Where's the mini-skirt
Made of snake skin?
And who's the other guy
That's singing in Van Halen?

When did reality become TV?
Whatever happened to
Sitcoms, game shows
On the radio was

Springsteen, Madonna
Way before Nirvana
There was U2 and Blondie
And music still on MTV

Her two kids in high school
They tell her that she's uncool
'Cause she's still preoccupied
With 19-19-1985
(Woo hoo hoo)

She hates time
Make it stop
When did Motley Crue
Become cl***ic rock?

And when did Ozzy
Become an actor?
Please make this stop, stop
Stop!

And bring back Springsteen, Madonna
Way before Nirvana
There was U2 and Blondie
And music still on MTV

Her two kids in high school
They tell her that she's uncool
'Cause she's still preoccupied
With 1985

Springsteen, Madonna
(She hates time)
Way before Nirvana
(1985)
There was U2 and Blondie
(Make it stop)
And music still on MTV
(1985)

Her two kids in high school
(She hates time)
They tell her that she's uncool
(1985)
'Cause she's still preoccupied
(Make it stop)
With 19-19-1985