It was fifty degrees in December
And the heater in my house is always broke
So it feels about twenty-five colder
And I can't feel my fingers and toes

I miss the G train with a p***ion
That used to be reserved for hate

And I getting too carried away
With the ******** of leaving today?
I know that I'm getting bored
Real bored of myself

'Cause I'm getting too carried away
With the ******** of leaving today?
I know that I'm getting bored
Real bored of myself

It was three o' clock with friends in Boston
And I'm diggin' the winter's first snow
Now it's midnight, I'm drinking Blue Ribbons
And I'm already sick of the cold

The bartender skipped my Tom Waits songs
It's wham, now, I wanna go go

'Cause I'm getting too carried away
With the ******** of leaving today?
I know that I'm getting bored
Real bored of myself

'Cause I'm getting too carried away
With the ******** of leaving today?
I know that I'm getting bored
Real bored of myself

Let's live like elephants, stomping on sycophants
Paws in a polygraph, not favor loneliness
Over companionship, let's not be jealous
Let's give the pretentious a cure and not just a name

'Cause I'm getting too carried away
With the ******** of leaving today
I'm really more than just
Quite a bit bored with myself

'Cause I'm getting too carried away
With the ******** of leaving today
I didn't wanna be
This damn unsure of myself

But it never seems to get warmer
No matter how far south you go
It'll get too hot in the summer
And the sweat'll soak right through your clothes

And you'll feel self-conscious and awkward
And the feeling stays with you all day
Till you go and put on a new t-shirt
And throw that old one away