Don’t ride your bike off a ramp
That’s more than three bricks high
Don’t take a candy from the store
If you ain’t got the dime

Don’t pick a fight with a little guy
That doesn’t talk that much
Don’t pick up a cherry bomb thinkin’ it’s a dud
And don’t sneak out of a two story house
Usin’ bed sheets for a rope
Don’t ask me how I know

Sell your truck while it’s still runnin’
Save the Jesus off the dash
Say a prayer when you feel like cussin’
Save your money pay with cash

Forget your pride, buy the roses
If you’re sorry tell her so
Don’t drink the water in Mexico
Don’t ask me how I know

Don’t quit your high school football team
Halfway through the season
Don’t bust your buddy in the nose
When you know he didn’t mean it

Don’t lose a girl you love at home
For a night in Panama City
Don’t rush off the phone when your Mama calls
You ain’t that busy

Ya oughta make that drive to say goodbye
To your grampa ‘fore he goes
Don’t ask me how I know

Sell your truck while it’s still runnin’
Save the Jesus off the dash
Say a prayer when you feel like cussin’
Save your money pay with cash

Forget your pride, buy the roses
If you’re sorry tell her so
Don’t drink the water in Mexico
Don’t ask me how I know

Forget your pride buy the roses, if you love her tell her so
Don’t go to Vegas when you're heartbroke
Don’t bum your cousin for that first smoke
I'm tellin' ya, don't drink the water in Mexico
Don't ask me how I know
Don't ask me how I know

Ya, I just know

Sell your truck while it's still runnin',
Say a prayer when you feel like cussin'
I know