My plain Jane never wear, no lipstick or paint
You know she'll never try to be what she ain't
Come early in the mornin', you can hear the fella's call, woo
Well plain Jane won't cha come out tonight, so we can have a ball

Tell me sir now
Plain Jane, won't cha come out tonight
Come out tonight, come out tonight?
Plain Jane, won't cha come out tonight?
Spend some time with me

Her mouth's a little too wide and her nose a wee bit long
And when you take a good look at her, her shape seems all wrong
But she got this little somethin' that's so hard to define
And I wish that certain somethin' was mine, all mine, all mine, woo

And ol' plain Jane, won't cha come out tonight
Come out tonight, come out tonight?
Plain Jane, won't cha come out tonight?
Spend some time with me

Oh, wee
Oh, yeah yeah

I used to go with glamor girls to worship day and night
But plain Jane has a cotton dress and it don't fit her right
I could never, never tell ya why I love her like I do
But if you took her out one fine night, you'd feel the same way I do

Won't cha now?
Plain Jane, won't cha come out tonight
Come out tonight, come out tonight?
Plain Jane, won't cha come out tonight?
Spend some time with me

I say, 'Spend the time with me'
Woo, plain Jane
I love her just the same
Oh, plain Jane