One, two, three, four

I got home late last night about eight
There was nothing on the T.V. as usual
Just the normal repeats and things
I had the city prices edition of the 'Evening Standard'

Which was not as good as the late night one
Mainly because it doesn't have the full cinema listings
To be more specific it doesn't have the Fulham ABC
Which is my local

So I walked over to Batter Sea Park
And down by the Sri Chimnoy Mile
Past the Peace Pagoda, it's good
You can have a personal religious experience

And get healthy at the same time
Which obviously is important for a busy man like me
Another moment in life's great adventure
It's no small wonder

I hope you weren't offended by what happened last night
It was the awkward hour and I, I didn't know what to do
Whether to come on or just leave it
To be honest I wasn't that interested and I didn't think you were either

So I went back to my place and you went back to yours
And I got into bed and started reading a book
By a guy called Tobias Woolf
It's good it's short stories

Just before you sleep he'll take you off to Burma
Mandalay, places like that
I set the alarm clock ready for another day at work
Another day in life's great adventure, it's no small wonder