While sadly walking through a field one day
I met a goat who stopped to say
'I'll tell you a secret that will make you smile
I'll sing you a song with a true sense of style'

'Aye aye, aye-aye-aye, just trust me', She said
'You, you, you need something up on your head
A pork pie, pillbox, Panama, tiara, turban, fez, sombrero'

Well, let's see if it fits
Hey, I've got a silly hat
I've got a silly hat

This goofy lid sure filled my heart with glee
I had to share my fun with mon ami
Mr. Salt, Mr. Salt have you seen the new trend?
There's a crazy new style which I must recommend

'Aye aye, aye-aye-aye just trust me', I said
'You, you, you need something up on your head
A pork pie, pillbox, Panama, tiara, turban, fez, sombrero'
'Hey, Mr. Salt, try this one on, oho'

Salt's got a silly hat
Steve's got a silly hat
We've got silly hats

Oh-ho-ho, Steve, that's a great hat
You like it? Ooh, nice choice, Mr. Salt, you look good in a fedora
Huh, thank you, hey, hey look at our friend out there
Hmm, now that's a silly hat!

Oh, I love this new game that Steve had found
I felt like a king who'd just been crowned
Mailbox, oh Mailbox won't you come out and play?
Follow this recipe from your favorite gourmet

'Aye aye, aye-aye-aye just trust me', I said
'You, you, you need something up on your head
A pork pie, pillbox, Panama, tiara, turban, fez, sombrero'
Hey, Mailbox, try this one, a chef's hat? Now you're cooking!

Mailbox has a silly hat
(A chef's hat)
Salt's got a silly hat
(I'm wearing a fedora with [Incomprehensible] )
Steve's got a silly hat
(He's got a sombrero on)
So, we've got silly hats and that's that

Sombrero, beret, beanie, pork pie, Stetson, derby, baseball cap
Cowboy, sailor, stovepipe, bowler, fedora, Panama, helmet, chef's hat Jester hat, coonskin, pillbox, mitre, boater, crown, tiara, deerstalker
Tam o'shanter, kippah, balaclava, fez, turban, dew rag
Bonnet, yarmulke, wool, tricorn, hard hat, bowler's hat, chef's cap