Sittin' on the sofa
Just watchin' TV
Flippin' through the channels
And what do I see?

A swimsuit model
On the Cozumel sand
And some lucky guy
With a towel in his hand

Holdin' it up
As she changes her suit
Gettin' all the best shots
At the photo shoot

How do you get that job?
That's what I want to know
Wherever he went to school
That's where I want to go

Holdin' up that towel
He's got it all figured out, yessireebob
How hard could it be? That's the life for me
How do you get that job?

Well, there's doctors
And lawyers with Ph.D.'s
Who spend half their lives
Just to get their degrees

There's proball players
We can all name
Who spend every wakin' hour
Tryin' to master their game

Then there's the guy with no talent
By the girl with no clothes
On the beach
By the ocean in Mexico

How do you get that job?
That's what I want to know
Wherever he went to school
That's where I want to go

Holdin' up that towel
He's got it all figured out, yessireebob
How hard could it be? That's the life for me
How do you get that job?

How do you get that job?
That's what I want to know
Wherever he went to school
That's where I want to go

Holdin' up that towel
He's got it all figured out, yessireebob
How hard could it be? That's the life for me
How do you get that job?
Hey, that's the life for me, yessireebob
How do you get that job?