Everyone says that 'I can do much better'
Better than what, hey I should go ask Oprah
Bullet proof, 100, your favorite alcohol
She said 'Too much of a good thing it will kill you'

You're cheaper than a rack of stolen jackets
A parody of someone else you'd like to be
You speak of Deepak Chopra and of course world peace
A guru in the making down at sesame street

Its not the way you look so vain
Or the way you misspell IE my name
Hypothetically speaking
Roll over roll over Beethoven

Tell me what did I do to deserve you
What did I do?
Tell me why I like to hate you
'Cause I do hell, oh yes I do

Cats and dogs may sleep together
Doesn't mean they like each other
You get me to stand and deliver, karma boomerang
Tell me why I like to hate you 'cause I do hell, oh yes I do

You look great when my eyes are not open
Dependables, predicables so turn the light on
You're so clever when you're silent a real thespian
Too much of a good thing it will kill you

Its not the way you're such a know it all
Your god-like outlook only 5 foot small
Hypothetically speaking
Roll over, roll over Beethoven

Tell me what did I do to deserve you
What did I do?
Tell me why I like to hate you
'Cause I do hell, oh yes I do

Cats and dogs may sleep together
Doesn't mean they like each other
You get me to stand and deliver, karma boomerang
Tell me why I like to hate you 'cause I do hell, oh yes I do

So Oprah said that 'I could do much better'
Better than what, hey you know hey whatever
Big said 'Throw me I'm a loser, I guess that must be true'
Why else would I be here with you?

Roll over roll over roll over Beethoven
Roll over roll over roll over Beethoven
Roll over

Tell me what did I do to deserve you
What did I do?
Tell me why I like to hate you
'Cause I do hell, oh yes I do

Cats and dogs may sleep together
Doesn't mean they like each other
You get me to stand and deliver, karma boomerang
Tell me why I like to hate you 'cause I do hell, oh yes I do

Crash bang boomerang,Karma karma boomerang
Crash bang boomerang, Karma karma boomerang
Crash bang boomerang, Karma karma boomerang
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