Move over bacon there’s somethin' meatier
A natural born lover with love to give free to ya
Meatier, so all you bacon lovers move over
'Cause I’m so smooth they should call me Blackanova

I’m not tryin' to say that I’m number one
I’m just a smooth operator that gets the job done
So, let me lick you from head to toe
Real slow

'Cause ever since I was young I could keep girls sprung
Just by the movement of my tongue
I remember it all started way back
In mm. kindergarten

Some played with Lego's, some played with play-doh
But I was feelin' girls like a ripe tomato
And now it’s 1990 and you can find me as I dunk
Lockin' up girls like I want

Yes I got a harem but I don’t share em
I collect em like podium and mm, you gotta see em
Because the ladies is all I dream of
And not even Anita baker can give sweeter love
You know why?

'Cause I can do it right
'Cause I can do it right
'Cause I can do it right
'Cause I can do it right
Yes, I can

Step up girls and get somethin' to treasure
And welcome to the smooth operator’s palace of pleasure
And if you’re wonderin' if I want it
I got a kraftmatic with your name written on it

I reminisce sayin' I take 'em eight to eighty
But I was just kiddin', no you have to be a lady
Even if you’re too young, with the hypes body
I just don’t go to a similar party

So all those of age, we can get intimate
Bumper to bumper, so you can get your fender bent
I treat girls just like pastry
Mm, tasty

Very kinky when it comes to hanky panky
A well known player, but not for the Yankees
I won’t say I’m the baddest or portray that role
But I’m up to top two and my father’s gettin' old

I’m takin' love to a brand new height
And if lovin' girls is wrong I don’t wanna be right
'Cause my man baby face said that it’s no crime
And of course I’ll work Diana Ross overtime
You know why?

'Cause I can do it right
'Cause I can do it right
'Cause I can do it right
'Cause I can do it right
Yes, I can

If I was on the movies I’d frame roger rabbit
Play spike lee with Jessica because she’s gotta have it
But I’m not an actor, I’m just a mack
That charms girls as I whisper sweet nothings to attract her

And bring about that feelin' of p***ion
To have her on my body like modern day fashion
Layin' next to me, in pure ecstasy
You’re like a door and you know that *** the key

So send your man to the lost and found
I’m bringin' somethin that’s world renowned
In other words good lovin' that’s major
I got girls in more areas than a sky pager

Runnin' around sayin', please me, please me, please me
That’s why I say it ain’t easy
But I’ve been able to maintain my status
With ladies mackin' without if’s and’s or maybe’s

And other players just can’t understand it
And couldn’t keep they girls even if they were branded
I always end up with them on my shelf
I gotta jump back and kiss myself
You know why?

'Cause I can do it right
'Cause I can do it right
'Cause I can do it right
'Cause I can do it right
Yes, I can