I want your face to be like any other face I've known
I want your stare to ********* the places you've been shown
I want your jacket to remain the color I recall
I want your words to sound like candy or I'll shoot you all

And the day has been beautiful so far
Yeah, the day has been beautiful so far

I want your skinny legs to be a phony false alarm
I want your bony *** to drag itself back to the farm
I want the whiteness in your cheeks to be replaced with red
Then I want spider man to spin a cobweb in your head

And the day has been beautiful so far
Yeah, the day has been beautiful so far
I'm here with you, driving in your car
Yeah, the day has been beautiful so far

I want my frame to be much prettier than yours can be
I want the tigers to ignore you and then follow me
I want high heels put on my sneakers so that you can see
That I will always be much happier, more wild and free

And the day has been beautiful so far
Yeah, the day has been beautiful so far
I'm here with you, driving in your car
Yeah, the day has been beautiful so far

I want my words to grow more eloquent before you go
I want your wits to be more seldom spent, I reap your soul
I want the darkness in my names to cover up your smile
I want your number so that no one else can have a dime

And the day has been beautiful so far
Yeah, the day has been beautiful so far
Yeah, the day has been beautiful so far
I'm here with you, driving in your car
Yeah, the day has been beautiful so far