Everyone gather 'round now
Sing us a song
Just in case by tomorrow
It happens he's gone
For two weeks and seven days
Our fair foreign friend
I have this feeling
We might never see Steven again

But we thought he was gone
But he's come back again
Last week it was funny
And now the joke's wearin' thin
'Cause everyone knows now
That every night now
Will be Steven's last night in town

He's charmed everyone here
Except Tamara Easter
Who later revealed to him
Her innermost secrets
Won us over with stories
About Linda McCartney
Lost points with the ladies
For sayin' he couldn't love a
Woman with cellulite

But we thought he was gone
And now he's come back again
Last week it was funny
And now the joke's wearin' thin
'Cause everyone knows now
That every night now
Will be Steven's last night in town

[Incomprehensible]

We were talkin' 'bout somethin'
Seems like was funny
And Steven got quiet
I think Steven was mad
Maybe he wasn't mad
But we felt very strange
In the moment
But the moment was passed
And forgotten about

We thought he was gone
But he's come back again
Last week it was funny
And now the joke's wearin' thin
'Cause everyone knows now
That every night now
Will be Steven's last night in town