Woke up this morning, what do I see?
Three thousand cameras pointed at me
Dude says, 'You Levi?', I'm like, 'Yes, that's me, sir'
'Well, you just knocked up the V.P. nominee's daughter'

So I tell him, 'No, you got it wrong, mister
Already got a girl and her name is Bristol'
They all laugh and say, 'Where you been, sonny?
Your mother-in-law's a heartbeat from the presidency'

So I say, 'Mother-in-law? No, we ain't getting married'
They say, 'Soon you will, boy, she just announced it'
I get on my dirt bike and ride to my girl's home
Gonna lay down the law, tell her what's going on

I'm a ***king redneck, I live to hang out with the boys
Play some hockey, do some fishing and kill some moose
I like to shoot the ****, do some chilling, I guess
You ***k with me and I kick your ***

So we talk and it turns out we don't believe in abortion
And *** outside marriage is against our religion
And when I try to tell 'em, 'I'm eighteen years old'
They say, 'Levi, it's too late, you gotta do as you're told'

I say, 'Mother-in-law? No, we ain't getting married'
They say, 'Soon you will, boy, she just announced it'
I get on my dirt bike and ride to my girl's home
Gonna lay down the law and tell her what's going on

I'm a ***king redneck, I live to hang out with the boys
Play some hockey, do some fishing and kill some moose
I like to shoot the **** and do some chilling, I guess
You ***k with me and I kick your ***

I'm a ***king redneck, I live to hang out with the boys
Play some hockey, do some fishing and kill some moose
I like to shoot the **** and do some chilling I guess
You ***k with me and I kick your ***

I'm a ***king redneck, I live to hang out with the boys
Get on my snowboard, do some fishing and kill some moose
I like to shoot the **** and do some chilling, I guess
You ***k with me and I kick your ***

Yeah
I like to do some **** and do some chilling, I guess
Kill some moose

I'm a ***king redneck, I live to hang out with the boys
Play some hockey, do some fishing and kill some moose
I like to shoot the **** and do some chilling, I guess
You ***k with me and I kick your ***