So she stands and waits
And waits at the school gate
They're late, they come, so dumb
In two cars when they agreed one

And it's gone wild
On her birthday

So they go to Joe's
For pizza and ice cream
They sit and stare
And Claire just wants to be 9 and a half

Next year she'll tell them
She only wants world peace

But Claire, Claire, baby
I wish you knew how this all got twisted
I wish you could see right inside us
Some of this stuff the best of us
That we can't get out

What's the point of this?
What's wrong with two birthdays?
It's cool at school
Her friends, they all have two birthdays

Aw, Jeez, he just asked the waitress
Out on a date on her birthday

But Claire, Claire, baby
I wish you knew how this all got twisted
I wish you could see right inside us
Some of this stuff
The best of us that we can't get to

Here's the check
They pay with two cards
Like they've never met
Goodbyes outside, it's cold in L.A.

Claire, Claire, baby
I wish you knew how this all got twisted
I wish you could see right inside us

The best of us, the most of us
You're what we were
You're all that's left
It used to be our birthday too