What's your favorite Scary Movie?
Yo, Slim Shady, yo, Royce 5-9
Y'all wanna make a movie? What?
We got the film right here, what?

Yeah, I'm one of them pretty rappers
Buck if I really have to, I really slap ya
King of Detroit who they namin' the city after
(What?)

Scandalous partners, whose grammar hammers the hard ****
Into your heart with content, yo who wanna start with
Experts, bad and evil is comin' soon
MC's get stuck, head first back in they mother's womb

This **** is written in my eyes, I'm the illest MC spittin'
(What?)
Leavin' all of you cats ****tin' kittens
I gotta diss you, my *****z be ****in' pistols
Shot and split you, ***k splittin' the profits with you
(What?)

Six percent of y'all *****z is just pretend
Clicks with ****s, ***** *****z stink with ****s
(What?)
*****z act bully and blast for the fast penny
My auto is fully, plenty of *****z packin' semi

Speak darts, yo you get paid? Rhymin' about it is the sweet part
You can't be street smart with a cheap heart
Five Nine, a street ***** with deep feelin'
(What?)
I keep illin', my steez willin' to keep killin'
(What?)

***k rap, a lot of y'all all is just acts
Trust that, you rhyme all wack on rough tracks
Bust and then we all black when you get bust back at
***k that, you get blast at, you get laughed at

And I'ma spit thunder, stick to my guns
(What?)
*****z is finished before they gimmicks, one-hit wonders
What? Big balls, that's why when I spit, your clique stalls

I'ma pit bull, I'm just dog, I'm just raw
(What?)
Split y'all, holla, it's on, then I diss y'all
All of y'all *****z get pissed on claimin' you pissed off

Y'all want drama? Wanna make a Scary Movie?
Rappers comin' in with they team and carry toolies
You can jump right out of the screen and barely move me
We hard-hittin', directin' and starrin' in it

Y'all want drama? Wanna make a Scary Movie?
Rappers comin' in with they team and carry toolies
You can jump right out of the screen and barely move me
We hard-hittin', directin' and starrin' in it

The one man on the planet that'll drive off of the Grand Canyon
Hop out of a Grand Am and land in it handstandin'
Any man plannin' to battle will get snatched out of his clothes
So fast it'll look like an invisible man standin'

I'm headed for hell, I'd rather be dead or in jail
Bill Clinton, hit this and you better inhale
(Here)
'Cause any MC that chooses to go against me
Is gettin' takin' advantage of like Monica Lewinksy
(Leave me alone)

Came home in a frenzy, pushin' a ten speed
Screamin' to Aunt Peg
(Aunt Peg)
With three spokes stickin' out of my pant leg
***k a headache, give me a migraine

Damn it, I like pain
And you should be anywhere that a mic ain't
You rap knowin' you wack
You act up and I'm throwin' you down a flight of steps

Then I'm throwin' you back up 'em
If they don't like the track, ***k 'em
The rap struck 'em harder then gettin' hit
By a Mack truck and then backed up on

And any half-***ed known rapper to tresp***
Better be ready for the second Celebrity Death match
So tell the medic to bring the medication and quickly
(Hurry up man)
I'm sicker than a Tupac dedication to Biggie

I'm free-fallin' feet first out of a damn tree to stampede
Your chest 'til you can't breathe and when I'm down
To my last breath, I'ma climb the Empire State Building
And get to the last step and still have half left

Y'all want drama? Wanna make a Scary Movie?
Rappers comin' in with they team and carry toolies
You can jump right out of the screen and barely move me
We hard-hittin', directin' and starrin' in it

Bad, the bad, when the bad meets the bad, yo
The evil, take the evil with the evil, put 'em together
What? Nine-nine, two times, Slim Shady, Royce the Five Nine