For the first time in my life
I was so in love
(Ha, ha, ha, ha)
Why you laughing at me?
I met this girl called Lorraine
She stole my heart

And when I find her, I'm gonna kill her
And when I find her, I'm gonna kill her
And when I find her, I'm gonna kill her
And when I find her, I'm gonna kill her

Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine
Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine
Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine

She was so in love with me
We were gonna get wed
So I bought her lots of things
Diamond ring, brand new bed
(A brand new bed?)
Yes, a brand new bed

And when I find her, I'm gonna kill her
And when I find her, I'm gonna kill her
And when I find her, I'm gonna kill her
And when I find her, I'm gonna kill her

Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine
Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine
Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine

For the first time in my life, I was wrong
Lorraine she was a flipping con
Lorraine she took everything
Even my brand new engagement ring
She took the car and went to town
But now she can no longer be found

Lorraine punched me on the nose
So I slapped her round the head
Then we talked the whole thing out
And went straight to bed
(Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha)

But now I've found her, don't want to kill her
But now I've found her, don't want to kill her
But now I've found her, don't want to kill her
But now I've found her, don't want to kill her

Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine
Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine
Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine

Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine
Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine
Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine

Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine
Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine
Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine

Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine
Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine
Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine