Finally, I get to teach
A whole lesson all by myself
And I'm going to teach something relevant
Something modern - 'The Internet'

The Internet is really really great
For ****
I've got a fast connection, so I don't have to wait
For ****
But, there's always some new site
For ****

I browse all day and night
For ****
It's like I'm surfing at the speed of light
For ****
Trekkie!

The Internet is for ****
Trekkie!
The Internet is for ****
What are you doing?
Why you think the net was born?
****, ****, ****!

Trekkie!
Oh, hello Kate Monster!
You are ruining my song
Oh me sorry, me no mean to
Well if you wouldn't mind please
Being quiet for a minute so I can finish?
Okie dokie
Good!

I'm glad we have this new technology
For ****
Huh, which gives us untold opportunity
For ****? Oops, sorry
Right from your own desktop, for
You can research browse and shop
Until you've had enough and you're ready to stop
For ****
Trekkie!

The Internet is for ****
No
The Internet is for ****
Trekkie!
Me up all night honking me horn to
****, ****, ****

That's gross! You're a pervert!
Ah, sticks and stones, Kate monster
No really, you're a pervert!
Normal people don't sit at home
And look at **** on the Internet
Ohh, what?
You have no idea
Ready normal people?

Ready, ready, ready
Let me hear it!
The Internet is for ****
Sorry Kate!
The Internet is for ****
I **********
All these guys unzip their flies
For ****, ****, ****

The Internet is not for ****
****, ****
Hold on a second
Now I happen to know for a fact
That you Rod, check your portfolio
And trade stocks online
That's correct!

And Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com
Sure!
And Gary, you keep selling your possessions
On E Bay
Yes I do!
And Princeton, you sent me that sweet
Online birthday card
True!
Oh, but Kate what you think he do after, hmm?
Yeah

Eew!
The Internet is for ****
Gross!
The Internet is for ****
I hate ****!
Grab your **** and double click
For ****, ****, ****

I hate men!
For ****, ****, ****
I'm leaving!
****, ****, ****
I hate the Internet!
****, ****, ****
The Internet is for
The Internet is for
The Internet is for ****! Yeah!